I am hoping that you can help me with this very big problem that I have, you see, I have multiple dogs that live in my house ( I know you can relate), and they tend to make a mess all the time and chase me whenever my humans aren’t looking. It is getting to the point that I don’t feel safe anymore just walking across the kitchen floor. What’s a feline to do?
Help me please,
Fearful in Fairfax
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Dear Fearful,
If anyone can relate, it’s me, because I have 3 stupid dogs that I have to share my house with. It is time to take out your claws and let them know, right directly on the nose, who is the boss, Trust me, one or two well placed scratches and they will back off, at least for a while.
Noel, here. I can’t believe the suffering that I must endure with all the coffee cups that Mom has with dog sayings on them. At least she has cat dishes. Don’t you think that someone can buy her a cat mug for her birthday (which actually happens to be today)? Don’t tell her I told you about her birthday because she is feeling really old. My birthday is tomorrow, maybe someone will get me a new cat bowl, with lots and lots of treats in it (hint! hint!). I feel younger than spring time!
Noel, the Christmas cat, is a mess. She seems to always have mudge in her eyes and food all over her face and never is able to get clean. I just love this silly girl.
Mini Cooper is anything but quiet. So catching her in this moment, while contemplating her next great troublemaking endeavor, was a gift. She is the sweetest girl. She thinks she is a dog and just wants to be in the center of everything. Diluted Tortes are a special bunch.
DogDaz Zoo 