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11.9.12 Nine the SuperCat

09 Nov

SuperCat, Nine here.  I can leap from tall cabinets in a single bound.  I can jump higher than any cat ever did before.  I like to tight-robe-walk along the shower curtain rod and then fly through the air to land on the sink.  I am amazing.  I do not understand why the humans and all the other animals in the zoo are always yelling at me.  Someone even scratched me on the nose while I wasn’t looking.  I will show them.  I will be king of this house even if they keep spraying me with that water thing and throwing shoes at me.  Mommy keeps telling me to stop beating up on poor old Muffin and anxious Miss Kitty, but I won’t.  I will back them into every corner I can to show them who is boss.  But I don’t understand why Sofie Bear has to come and nip at me to try and protect them, she isn’t even a cat.  I thought she would be on my side.  Yesterday even the big black non-cat, Louise, took a nip at me after a big fight in the living room, she usually never gets involved.  I have noticed that the boss cat, Noel, now stays real close to Muffin so that I can not get to him.  I will find a way.  I will use my magic powers of cuteness and make them all understand that I can not help being an adolescent boy cat with a lot to prove in a zoo of animals.  The humans put this silly smelly purple color on me that is suppose to calm me down, but I’ll show them.  Nothing is going to slow me down from my march to be SuperCat of the zoo.  Mommy said something about sending me to a ‘farm’ soon if I don’t clean up my act.  What does that mean?

Just another CatDogDaz morning at the zoo ❤

 
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Posted by on November 9, 2012 in Cats

 

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12 responses to “11.9.12 Nine the SuperCat

  1. Jessica's avatar

    Jessica

    November 9, 2012 at 01:02

    Spoken like a true teen, Nine! This is one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time!

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    • DogDaz's avatar

      dogdaz

      November 9, 2012 at 07:28

      Thanks Jessica. I am the man! – Nine

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  2. Billabone's avatar

    Long Life Cats and Dogs

    November 9, 2012 at 05:56

    You sound just like Sabre. Oh dear, adolescent boys – what can you do!

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    • DogDaz's avatar

      dogdaz

      November 9, 2012 at 07:29

      Sabre – We should meet some time and go beat up some dogs! – Nine

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      • Billabone's avatar

        Long Life Cats and Dogs

        November 9, 2012 at 10:36

        Sabre would just LOVE that! Beats up Litchi quite often. Actually, quite likes to jump on her back from a chair and go for a ride.

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  3. Misaki's avatar

    themisadventuresofmisaki

    November 9, 2012 at 06:23

    Good luck with your world domination mission Nine!

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    • DogDaz's avatar

      dogdaz

      November 9, 2012 at 07:29

      Thanks dog. Cats Rule!

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  4. Genevieve Petrillo's avatar

    Genevieve Petrillo

    November 9, 2012 at 06:39

    I don’t like fighting….

    Love and licks,
    Cuocake

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    • DogDaz's avatar

      dogdaz

      November 9, 2012 at 07:30

      Actually, I like dogs. They are fun to rub up against and they are really good at the chase game. – Nine

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    Bassas Blog

    November 12, 2012 at 06:16

    Way to go Nine! 🙂

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    • DogDaz's avatar

      dogdaz

      November 12, 2012 at 07:27

      Thanks Bassa, I knew someone would understand.

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